Kiss n Kill is an educational game collection that combines shooter mechanics with symbolic representations of sexuality. Its main game, The Ultimate Condom Simulator, plays like a Space-Invaders-style shoot ’em up: the player controls a penis that attacks by shooting mini-sperm at various objects. These objects range from sexuality-related items—such as a condom with a woman’s mouth or the pill—to more arbitrary elements like gas masks, leaves, oranges, feathers, harps, snakes, apples, grapes, hearts, or UFOs. When hit, the objects burst in mid-air.

Each level features a different theme, including an icy landscape with a UFO, an Adam-and-Eve setting, or an outer-space scenario. If the penis comes into contact with an object, short reactions occur—for example, a feather makes it laugh, a leaf restricts its movement, or contact with ice causes it to shrink. Condoms may fall from above and can be collected to serve as a protective barrier. A counter tracks how many objects are shot and how many condoms are collected, along with a life meter. Placing in the top five of a level unlocks parody commercials featuring the characters Condomradin and Archibald.

Beyond the shooter mode, Kiss n Kill includes two additional games: a simple puzzle in which the player assembles pieces to reveal animated Kamasutra positions or images of Condomradin and Archibald, and a memory game featuring animated condom and penis figures. The collection also offers a gallery of animated Kamasutra scenes with humorous or sensual quotes, as well as a video gallery that includes the unlockable cartoon commercials.

Script Georg Fietz
Direction Georg Fietz
Programming Georg Fietz
Graphics and Animations Marcel Meier
Creative Consulting Markus Imthurn
Beta Testing Markus Imthurn
Voices (Condomradin & Archibeld) Rudolf Ruch
Production Kimey Fun Media George Fietz - Zurich
Co-Production MacGuffin Software AG - Zurich www.macguffin.ch
Consulting and Support Sidonia Held, Charlotte Radde, Jessica Radermacher, Kurt Hog, Juan Meier, Peter Roost, Adrian Tavernaro
Distribution BOMICO Vertriebs GmbH www.bomico.de
Marketing Susanne Schäfer
Copyright © 1998 Kimey Fun Media Georg Fietz All rights reserved
Trademarks KISS'N'KILL and CONDOMRADIN are registered trademarks of Kimey Fun Media Georg Fietz